For all of you worried that Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter would never work again after his inglorious exit from FakeNews CNN… Relax. The ‘Human Potato’ has a new gig.
John Travolta was hospitalized Saturday for a suspected COVID-19 infection, but doctors now confirm now that it was only a Saturday Night Fever. They are assuring all of Mr. Travolta’s fan that he will be Staying Alive for the foreseeable future.
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Tony Robbins, noted motivational speaker, has ‘extinguished’ his famous Firewalking event because of an outbreak of burned ‘toesies from the hot coalsies‘. Not to be deterred, Robbins, ever the entrepreneur and promoter, has developed a new and even more trying (read mo’ money) “Firewalk, without the fire.” It’s the Lego Firewalk Challenge.
You can blame Dennis Rodman for presenting a copy of Trump’s own “Art of the Deal” to his BFF Kim Jong-Little Big Mac, or you can say it was a stroke of genius. But Kim may just get what he wants the most out of the Singapore Summit.
**Really FakeNews Alert**