Putin Goes Gonzo

There’s “fear and loathing” in Washington DC as reporters go completely gonzo reporting on Vlad “the Influencer” Putin and his trusty sidekick, Donald.

   
   

Krispy Kreme-lin

This last year’s headline from The Guardian is too delicious not to pilfer, “Krispy Kreme-lin: Trump and Schumer trade tweets over Putin doughnut photo“.  And it’s still appropriate considering Chuck’s ranting about the Helsinki Summit.  But the reality is, judging by the Chuck’s smile, is that all he needs to be BFF’s with ‘murderous dictators’ is a donut.  Granted it was a Krispy Kreme donut, but still….

Follow the doughnuts.

That was Donald Trump’s advice to the American people on Friday as he sought to fight back against a fresh avalanche of allegations about his ties to Russia.

True to his philosophy that attack is always the best form of defence, Trump tweeted an old photo of Chuck Schumer, the Democratic minority leader in the Senate, smiling alongside the Russian president, Vladimir Putin.

   
   

Ms. and Mr. Mooch Recount The Story of Vlad ‘the Influencer’ Putin

Story time with Mooch and Barry
   
   

Vlad’s Kat

I can see this kitty prowling the halls of Lubyanka KGB Headquarters and prison.

   
   

Sure Cure For Hillary’s Cough

Uncle Vlad recommends a shot of Old Crow, a little honey, and a dash of lemon to pair with the ‘certain’ piquancy of the brew.

   
   

Tea Party With Vlad

What’s the Diplomatic Protocol for a attending a Tea Party Reception with Vlad Putin?  Miss Manners says that “If you can’t find an excuse to be in another country, just pretend to sip.”