Joe Biden: “Did someone shrink my boxers…?”
Vlad – “The Influencer”
Ol’ Joe Came Up ‘A Little Short’ In His Meeting With Vlad ‘The Tall’
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Randy Newman “Short People” Little Criminals (1977) HQ
Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
‘Round here
Vladimir’s CyberMonday Special
IRA Stores Web Fulfillment Centers of Saint Petersburg guarantees delivery by Christmas. Be sure to watch for the box that looks like a Christmas Present so you can Register for your Special Gift from Vlad, himself – just leave your Social Security Number and Mothers Maiden Name in the Registration Box. Happy Holidays!
Krispy Kreme-lin
This last year’s headline from The Guardian is too delicious not to pilfer, “Krispy Kreme-lin: Trump and Schumer trade tweets over Putin doughnut photo“. And it’s still appropriate considering Chuck’s ranting about the Helsinki Summit. But the reality is, judging by the Chuck’s smile, is that all he needs to be BFF’s with ‘murderous dictators’ is a donut. Granted it was a Krispy Kreme donut, but still….
Follow the doughnuts.
That was Donald Trump’s advice to the American people on Friday as he sought to fight back against a fresh avalanche of allegations about his ties to Russia.
True to his philosophy that attack is always the best form of defence, Trump tweeted an old photo of Chuck Schumer, the Democratic minority leader in the Senate, smiling alongside the Russian president, Vladimir Putin.
Sure Cure For Hillary’s Cough
Uncle Vlad recommends a shot of Old Crow, a little honey, and a dash of lemon to pair with the ‘certain’ piquancy of the brew.
Tea Party With Vlad
What’s the Diplomatic Protocol for a attending a Tea Party Reception with Vlad Putin? Miss Manners says that “If you can’t find an excuse to be in another country, just pretend to sip.”
