After Heart Attack, Sanders Team Seeks New Slogan
Meh. Just because it rhymes…. Seriously?
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“We’re All Gonna Die”
Bernie’s ‘Cardiac Event’ Opens Door For Hillary
Hillary Clinton denies rumors that the “Triple C” Campaign Catering Company (a Chelsea Clinton Company, and subsidiary of Clinton, Inc.) has been catering Bernie Sanders’ meals since January 2017. She further states that there is no truth to the rumor that the “Triple C” only uses lard and beef tallow to prepare it’s recipes. “It’s just another vast Right Wing conspiracy,” she says.
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Chairman Kim Steps Up Troop Training Amid Impeachment Furor
Seeking To ‘Capitalize’ On Democratic Impeachment Efforts, Kim Jong-un Personally Oversees Troop Training
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Greta And The Hogg
Greta met her new boyfriend while she was trolling President Trump at the UN.
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Kitty Is Gonna Murder You
Get your affairs in order. It’s only a matter of time until kitty kills you and eats your eyeballs.
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Murica – One Man and Some String Moving Company
“We Only Leave Breadcrumbs Behind…”
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Democrats – The Party Of Bans
Just Remember. You, Too, Are Bannable.
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Today’s Excuse To Listen To “Hotel California”
Passenger | Hotel California (The Eagles cover)
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Darwin On The Evolution Of The New Democratic Gene Pool
Darwin finds himself literally rolling on the floor laughing his ass off at his discovery of the, shall we politely say, “closed” nature of the New Democrats gene pool. He finds this particularly ironic due to their fixation on making references to ‘cousins’ and ‘Arkansas’ and ‘Trump voters’. But, of course, he notes sagely, anyone that believes “Socialism” works is a few genomes short of 23andMe.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
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