Joe Biden says, “Corona Virus will be Number Two on my ticket.” The other candidates say they will support a “Draft Corona Virus for Veep” at the Convention. Nancy Pelosi says, “Wait a minute, Corona Virus is already running in 200 House races,” Not to be outdone, Chuck Schumer noted that he had already promised Corona Virus that if they can beat Trump and take back the Senate, “CV” could be majority leader.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
From the Washington Post, “How to prepare for coronavirus in the U.S. (Spoiler: Not sick? No need to wear a mask.)” Unless, of course, you want to make a CDC Chic fashion statement.
There are the exam gloves, the surgical masks, the dubious supplements and the deceptive disinfectants. If unchecked Internet information is any guide, there’s an inexhaustible list of products “you should buy” to prepare for the spread of coronavirus — which, according to U.S. health officials, now appears inevitable.
But here’s the thing: Covid-19 may be novel, but you really don’t need to buy anything new or special to brace for it. In fact, The Washington Post spoke to epidemiology experts, and they said the most important aspect of preparedness costs nothing at all: calm.
Okay. But here’s something you really can get excited about – High Fashion CDC Chic
Page Six – Keith Richards finally has his smoking habit “Under His Thumb.”
The Rolling Stones guitarist, whose body was already a marvel of human endurance, has finally quit smoking. Richards, 76, told Q104.3 New York’s Jim Kerr that he’s been cigarette-free since October.
While the length and breadth of Richards’ toxicology has been well-documented, he seems to have finally aged into a proper British pensioner: He said at the end of 2018 that he’d pretty much “pulled the plug” on drinking…
To Commemorate the US withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords and Green New Deal, President Trump Declares a new National Holiday.
**/sarc ‘n /Snark
Oh Noooooo!!!
Rule Zv – If there a 50 Million people under Military quarantine in China, and the Authorities are doing the Alfred E. Neuman “What, Me Worry” routine on you, then you had better start worrying.
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