“Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell those lies…”
Zager & Evans – In the Year 2525
COVID Derangement Syndrome
Calling Dr. Fauci…
We need one of your made up, bullshit explanations for this otherwise inexplicable phenomenon.
Governor Cooper Announces School’s Out For Summer
School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blown to pieces
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher’s dirty looks
Well, we got no class
And we got no principals
We ain’t got no innocence
We can’t even think of a word that rhymes
Alice Cooper – School’s Out (from Alice Cooper: Trashes The World)
Green New Deal Nose Blowing Demonstration
This ‘Environmentally Sustainable’ method of blowing one’s nose not only eliminates the need to kill trees to make kleenex tissues, but also reinforces the notion that ‘shaking hands’ is no longer relevant to today’s pandemic times.
My Beach Body Was Sooo… 2019
New COVID Lockdown Fever symptom discovered…”Whole Body Insulin Resistance Syndrome.”
The deadly covid-19 pandemic is obscuring another — obesity
The Washington Post–As America emerges from the covid-19 pandemic, we need to focus urgent attention on another disease that kills hundreds of thousands every year: obesity.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 42 percent of Americans have obesity. Nearly 1 in 10 have severe obesity, up from 1 in 20 two decades ago. Obesity is a risk factor for other chronic diseases, including diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and several cancers. By itself, it’s the second-leading cause of preventable death, after tobacco, responsible for an estimated 300,000 deaths per year.
Free Range Survivor Kid…(And Prolly COVID Immune, Too)
And don’t forget all of the ‘double-dog dare’ dirt that was consumed, either.
