Darwin duly notes that consuming Beer and making Bad Decisions invariably leads to a Ball-busting experience. He likens it to betting against the Bull in a head-to-head contest of who has the larges pair of genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
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Darwin notes that it takes some ‘huuuge’ genomes to go to the extent some people will go to avoid the mundane task of flossing.
Darwin notes that when the “avoid sharp objects” genomes were awarded, this dartboard inspired recipient didn’t even receive a participation trophy genome.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
For once, the usually loquacious Darwin has determined that silence is the best commentary.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin is wont to note that a working knowledge of Newton’s First Law of Motion should be prerequisite for obtaining a ‘Belt Sander Operating License’ (BS-OL). Darwin says, “Always wear appropriate Eye Protection and Genome Protection Devices before attempting any Belt Sanding project.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
“Alas, poor Sparky! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy, but too much of the taste for the wires. But he burned brightly, he did …for a while.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
