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The Three B’s Of Maintaining Healthy Genomes

Darwin duly notes that consuming Beer and making Bad Decisions invariably leads to a Ball-busting experience. He likens it to betting against the Bull in a head-to-head contest of who has the larges pair of genomes.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Belt Sanding Brigade

Darwin is wont to note that a working knowledge of Newton’s First Law  of Motion should be prerequisite for obtaining a ‘Belt Sander Operating License’ (BS-OL).  Darwin says, “Always wear appropriate Eye Protection and Genome Protection Devices before attempting any Belt Sanding project.”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Squirrel Brigade

“Alas, poor Sparky! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy, but too much of the taste for the wires.  But he burned brightly, he did …for a while.”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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