Darwin says “WAT???”. Then he goes on to point out that normally when one drags one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes out of a non-fatal car wreck, bruised though they might be, they go on see another day (and maybe even another car crash). But no!! Not here. Darwin goes on to recount Breitbart’s report about how a “Non-Fatal Car Crash Kills Two“.
Darwin’s Evolutionary Progression
Two people have died following a car crash on the I-5, but neither were killed by the collision.
What began as a relatively minor accident quickly escalated when the two pulled off the highway and began to fight in a fit of road rage.
One of them was killed by blunt force trauma in the altercation. The survivor was struck by another passing driver. Both were pronounced dead at the scene.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin is always amazed by temerity of political supporters or surrogates. Darwin admits, though, that this genome challenged individual is probably not a Trump supporter or surrogate. And his genomes are most likely nowhere near the South Harbor in Helsinki, Finland. Why would Darwin conclude this, you ask? Darwin replies. Check out the obvious. The WallArt graffiti, “Smiling”, is in english, rather than “Hymyilevä”, a more Finland friendly version. You don’t have to have Sherlock Holmes’ genomes to deduce the import of that clue. Why then would Darwin call this bit of FakeNews headlining, “Trump Surrogate Jumps The Shark in Helsinki”? The answer to that, my friends, may need to wait until another day. As for the shark? That, too, is a tale for another day.
Darwin notes that little boys (age means nothing here) love nothing more than rockets, simulated bull riding, spinning in circles until their genomes hurt, wearing helmets and yelling “Yahoo!!”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
