Darwin’s Thong and Hat Brigade

These genius’ have definitely forfeited their opportunity to make a splash in the ol’ gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Champagne Corking Brigade

Whoopsie!!

   
   

Darwin’s Outdoor Yoga Brigade

Darwin expounds that she doesn’t need ‘no stinkin’ yoga mat’, she needs a stinkin’ yoga boat.

 

   
   

Darwin’s Overweight Firecracker Bomber-boy Brigade

   
   

Darwin’s Forklift Brigade

Darwin ponders the question of just how many drivers does it take to operate a forklift?  Operate poorly, he adds.  By his count, four would be the correct number here.  One to steer, two to ride side-saddle, and one to bail off the rear thereby nearly getting his genomes crushed.  Thankfully, number four had a bit of the crabbing, scrabbling gene which barely allowed his two most important jewels to survive.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Golf Balls

Darwin can hardly contain his mirth as he points out that a ‘dude’ has got to be a real putz to let someone swing a golf club anywhere near the old genomes.  Fore!!!

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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