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Darwin’s Belt Sanding Brigade

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Darwin is wont to note that a working knowledge of Newton’s First Law  of Motion should be prerequisite for obtaining a ‘Belt Sander Operating License’ (BS-OL).  Darwin says, “Always wear appropriate Eye Protection and Genome Protection Devices before attempting any Belt Sanding project.”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Squirrel Brigade

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“Alas, poor Sparky! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy, but too much of the taste for the wires.  But he burned brightly, he did …for a while.”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin On The Evolution Of The New Democratic Gene Pool

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Darwin finds himself literally rolling on the floor laughing his ass off at his discovery of the, shall we politely say, “closed” nature of the New Democrats gene pool.  He finds this particularly ironic due to their fixation on making references to ‘cousins’ and ‘Arkansas’ and ‘Trump voters’.  But, of course, he notes sagely, anyone that believes “Socialism” works is a few genomes short of 23andMe.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Tannerite For Dummies

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Darwin nearly loses his own family jewels as he notes that a refrigerator loaded with tannerite, a properly aimed refrigerator door, and a high powered firearm have the uncanny ability to separate a dummy from his genomes.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Darwin’s High Biker Brigade

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Darwin chortles a bit as he points out the obvious – the Darwin Biker Brigade member had to have been “high” to have gotten on that tall puppy. He also recommends that you hold on to your own genomes when the rider goes for the dismount.  He doesn’t want you to bust one of your ‘onliest’ nuts laughing at the result of said ‘dismount’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Power FAILure

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Darwin’s lesson for today, kiddies, is called “The Path of Least Resistance.” He notes what you will learn is, indeed, shocking. He begins.

Contrary to popular belief, electricity takes all paths available in inverse proportion to the impedance of the paths. The magnitude of the current flowing in a path depends on the path’s voltage and impedance. The lower the impedance (assuming voltage remains constant), the greater the current. Conversely, the higher the impedance (assuming voltage remains constant), the lower the current.

Electrons take all available paths, and one of those paths is your 1000-ohm body.

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