Codenamed “Russian Kahlusion”, It Blinds The American Electorate To Trump’s Imperfections
Watch the original testing results smuggled from a Russian Troll Farm (at great personal risk) by the crack spy team of Brennan and Clapper.
Russian Collusion Investigation
Weekend At Bobby’s
Consensus is that Bobby Mueller “has lost a step or two.”
Comrade Schiff Wants Naked Trump Photos – updated
Update: It’s worth reminding Pencil Neck Adam Schiff of his own adventures with Russian Oppo Research. Glass Houses, Adam.
We vill set secret meeting to get da “naked Trump pictures“. I vill have my people meet vith your people. Vat is da password? Should I call you comrade, Comrade?
The ‘Birther’ Of A New Genre Of Conspiracy Theories
The Colluther…
“The Day Collusion Died”
The Democrats “Russian Collusion Delusion” theory got to “drive a Chevy down to the levy” to have a piece of good ol’ “American Pie” (humble pie, that is) courtesy of Don Caron and his “Parody Project“. What a hoot!
LYRICS TO “THE DAY COLLUSION DIED” – From here.
Two long years ago the probe began and many thought that someday it would make them smile. And those who said it had no chance were scowled upon and seen askance so desperate was the hope to see a trial.
But February made them shiver as it came clear he’d not deliver. The news that they desired was not to be acquired. I know that many people cried when they read the news, it hurt their pride, so deeply in the pipe dream mired the day collusion died.
So bye, bye to the collusion lie, Russian Agents, Putin’s Puppet and a plot to deny. From each new event how the conjecture would fly. Can they let it go and just let it die? Let it go and just let it die.
Putin and Puppy
Vlad “The Influencer” Putin hasn’t been very much fun ever since Robert Mueller failed to find any RUSSIAN COLLUSION!! after his 2 1/2 year search, consequently, we take what we can get and make the most of it. So heeere’s Putin’s Puppy, Johnny!
