In Order To Navigate From Conspiracy Theory To Conspiracy Theory In His Quest To Impeach Donald “Fo Di Fi” Trump, Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff Requisitioned A Custom ImpeachMobile From The Deep State Motor Pool.
Unfortunately, the design tends to keep crazy inside and appears to be impermeable to common sense and good judgement from the out.
Update: It’s worth reminding Pencil Neck Adam Schiff of his own adventures with Russian Oppo Research. Glass Houses, Adam.
We vill set secret meeting to get da “naked Trump pictures“. I vill have my people meet vith your people. Vat is da password? Should I call you comrade, Comrade?
“Call me Ishmael.”
Just as Herman Melville’s Captain Ahab relentlessly pursued his “great white whale” in an around the world quest, Rachel Schiff continues to pursue zi/zir/their whale, Donald J. Trump. With Melville’s Ahab, it didn’t end well. In spite of his ship sinking, still out in his whaling boat, Ahab, continues to try to harpoon his nemesis, Moby Dick, one last time. His harpoon throw misses the great white whale and the harpoon’s rope becomes the noose around his neck that causes him to strangle and drown.
Where’s the paddle, Adam?