“Well, it WAS an uprising! There are gonna be a lot of hard questions asked during the erection hearing.”
https://youtu.be/JdY7yVYZMxw
Impeachment
Trump Is A Master At Trolling The Bait
OOh You Almost Had It!!
Mitt Romney – “Behind Blue Lies”
Carpe Donktum’s Excruciatingly Accurate Portrayal Of Mitt Romney’s Sanctimonious Treachery
Lt. Col. Alexander Semyon Vindman Is Given New Command
The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff Meets The Great White Whale – An Allegory
Today’s Lesson In Allegory. The little guy with the stuck tongue is Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff. The Pole that little Adam’s tongue is stuck to is Trump’s “Moby Impeachment Dick.”
**Any insinuation that Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff’s tongue was stuck to Trump’s actual “Great White Whale” was unintended and coincidental. But now that you’ve seen it, it can not be unseen.
Adam Schiff – Self-Perception Vs. Reality
Do you think the ‘Barney’ Schiff likes baby oil as much as the ‘Conan’ Schiff. That would be a good question for his next Press Conference.
New Images Of “No Class” Nancy Pelosi Ripping Trump’s SOTU Address
Nancy Pelosi ‘pre-ripped’ pages of Trump’s SOTU speech
The New York Post writes,
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi apparently made tiny tears in her copy of President Trump’s State of the Union address — so that her speech-ripping moment could go off without a hitch.
As Trump introduced cancer-stricken radio host Rush Limbaugh — who received the Medal of Freedom during the speech — Pelosi could be seen grabbing the pages off the table.
Mitt Romney Votes To Convict President Trump On One Count
Mitt Romney Is A Self-Servicing, Self-Righteous, Oh So Sanctimonious Cunt
2:14 PM: Washington Post: Romney “sealed a place in history.”
2:15 PM: Romney will be first Senator in history to vote to remove a president of own party (convict on abuse of power and acquit on obstruction of Congress).