Impeachment
Mitt Romney – “Behind Blue Lies”
Carpe Donktum’s Excruciatingly Accurate Portrayal Of Mitt Romney’s Sanctimonious Treachery
Lt. Col. Alexander Semyon Vindman Is Given New Command
The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.
**/sarc ‘n /snark