Breaking News… John Travolta Hospitalized

John Travolta was hospitalized Saturday for a suspected COVID-19 infection, but doctors now confirm now that it was only a Saturday Night Fever.  They are assuring all of Mr. Travolta’s fan that he will be Staying Alive for the foreseeable future.

Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)

**/sarc ‘n /snark

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Corolla Virus Discovered In Chicago

Washing your car is one of the most important steps of maintaining your vehicle’s health. However, it’s important to take the proper measures.

Wash the salt and debris off of your car every 10 days or less to minimize the effects of salt damage. Don’t forget the underside of your car!

Be sure that your vehicle is dry by the time the freezing nighttime temperatures approach. Consider washing your car earlier in the day when temperatures are above 40 degrees to be safe.

After washing, prevent locks from freezing by opening and closing the doors and trunk several times.

Remember.  If you take these precautions you may be able to avoid the Corolla Virus and help prevent the spread of it in your community.

/sarc ‘n /snark

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