Lt. Col. Alexander Semyon Vindman Is Given New Command

The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.

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Greta’s Favorite Climate Dictator

Greta notes that Nork Leader, Kim Jung-un gave new meaning to her call to “put them against the wall.”  She further remarked that Kim’s “executing  five security officials with anti-aircraft guns’ over false reports” sends just the right message to climate deniers.

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al-Baghdaddi Wasn’t The Only Sketchy Washington Post Obit

It seems that there isn’t a miscreant or ne’er-do-well that the woke WaPo can’t find a little something positive to say.  Unless, of course, it’s a living President named Donald J. Trump.

 

 

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Mickey Rourke Ravaged By Trump Derangement Syndrome

Mickey Rourke says he’ll give Trump a ‘left hook from hell’

FoxNews reports that, “Mickey Rourke isn’t holding his punches when it comes to his thoughts on President Trump.” In fact, ‘some say’ that Rourke blames his case of Trump Derangement Syndrome for making his face look like Montana roadkill. Mr. Rourke explains.

Mickey Rourke displays the ravages of Trump Derangement Syndrome

“That piece of s–t that’s sitting in the White House, that p—y, that lying c–ksucker. That no-good f–king two-faced f–king piece of s–t,” he said in the video. “He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark

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