Darwin Awards
Darwin’s Superfluous Warning Signs
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Take The ‘Trigger Finger Challenge’ To Support Gun Control
**You would have to be a fucking idiot to think about trying this /sarc gag.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Where Does John Fetterman Fall On Darwin’s Evolutionary Chart?
Hairless Apes… Exit Stage Left Before You’re Forced To Wear A Hoodie.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin’s Fire Spitting Brigade
Spit flammable liquid at an ignition source inches from my face? Wow! It’s gonna catch fire? Somebody’s going to take video? I might become an internet “Influencer”? Sounds like fun. What could go wrong?
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Found here.
Daily Darwin – It’s Never Too Early To Plan Your Fourth Of July Show
Darwin notes that proper show planning usually excludes the part where one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes are bathed in fiery, sparking reactive metals (aluminum or magnesium) causing a burst of very bright light and intense heat – sometimes at temperatures over 5000° F!
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Wax My Ass and Ice My Balls – The Inspiration For Beto’s Cow Poem
Wax My Ass: a Poem by Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke
Daily Darwin – Skateur Flambé
Ah, yes. Darwin says. The old “Skaterboarder Flambé routine. Darwin’s suggests that to avoid such and occurrence, keeping one’s precious genomes warm is best accomplished by long johns and a woolly robe than by a ‘splash’ of gasoline and a spark.
Skateboard Flambé or, if you prefer, Skateur Flambé.
https://youtu.be/jblHbG17_nY
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors