Daily Darwin – Human Bottle Rocket Holder

Darwin chortles a bit as he notes that it’s very difficult to separate a boy’s genomes from an untoward interaction with fire, explosives and stupid.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Balloon-boy Bomber Brigade

Stupid is as stupid does….

   
   

Darwin’s Fire Pit Brigade

Whoops

   
   

Daily Darwin – 2 Killed In ‘Non-Fatal’ Car Crash

Darwin says “WAT???”.  Then he goes on to point out that normally when one drags one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes out of a non-fatal car wreck, bruised though they might be, they go on see another day (and maybe even another car crash).  But no!!  Not here.  Darwin goes on to recount Breitbart’s report about how a “Non-Fatal Car Crash Kills Two“.

Darwin’s Evolutionary Progression

Two people have died following a car crash on the I-5, but neither were killed by the collision.

What began as a relatively minor accident quickly escalated when the two pulled off the highway and began to fight in a fit of road rage.

One of them was killed by blunt force trauma in the altercation. The survivor was struck by another passing driver. Both were pronounced dead at the scene.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Manhole Cover Brigade

   
   

Daily Darwin – The Biker and the Drawbridge

Darwin is speechless as he tries to understand why this Wisconsin woman would try to turn her genomes into cheese-spread.