Darwin Awards

Darwin’s Fire Spitting Brigade

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Spit flammable liquid at an ignition source inches from my face? Wow! It’s gonna catch fire? Somebody’s going to take video? I might become an internet “Influencer”? Sounds like fun. What could go wrong?

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – It’s Never Too Early To Plan Your Fourth Of July Show

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Darwin notes that proper show planning usually excludes the part where one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes are bathed in fiery, sparking reactive metals (aluminum or magnesium) causing a burst of very bright light and intense heat – sometimes at temperatures over 5000° F!

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Skateur Flambé

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Ah, yes.  Darwin says.  The old “Skaterboarder Flambé routine.   Darwin’s suggests that to avoid such and occurrence,  keeping one’s precious genomes warm is best accomplished by long johns and a woolly robe than by a ‘splash’ of gasoline and a spark.

Skateboard Flambé or, if you prefer, Skateur Flambé.

https://youtu.be/jblHbG17_nY

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Human Bottle Rocket Holder

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Darwin chortles a bit as he notes that it’s very difficult to separate a boy’s genomes from an untoward interaction with fire, explosives and stupid.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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