Daily Darwin – AGW Golfing Genome

Darwin gleefully points out that this AGW Handicapped golfer should have taken the ‘effing penalty stroke rather than playing it off of the water hazard. Now his genomes get penalized 1 stroke for the whiff and 2 strokes for the frozen balls. Err…genomes.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated

Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing.  And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov.  Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.

Strutting, ‘Effing Flamingo Stomping, Golf Putzing President

Obama_Golf_StrutHad that been G.W. Bush, or any Republican President, the world as we know it would have come to an end.  But President Obama, he just “tee’s” up another round of golf — he’ll do something next Tuesday.  Maybe.  Unless he finds out where Malia’s keeping her stash.  Then it will be whenever.