He said, “Why? Have you been naughty this year?” “Nope, Santa,” I said. “My car is getting low on fuel.” Bada bing, bada boom.
Greta notes that Nork Leader, Kim Jung-un gave new meaning to her call to “put them against the wall.” She further remarked that Kim’s “executing five security officials with anti-aircraft guns’ over false reports” sends just the right message to climate deniers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
—and Eating Oatmeal, says Smithsonian.
The Paris Zoological Park is home to some 180 species, many of which would be considered standard zoo fare: zebras, giraffes, penguins, toucans, turtles and the like. But this week, the Zoological Park will unveil a new exhibit featuring a bizarre creature that has surprised and puzzled scientists for decades. It’s formally known as Physarum polycephalum, but zoo staff have dubbed it the “blob.”
Sometimes these things just write themselves.
The Washington Post ponders, “Why Elizabeth Warren is getting such good press.”
Darwin finds himself literally rolling on the floor laughing his ass off at his discovery of the, shall we politely say, “closed” nature of the New Democrats gene pool. He finds this particularly ironic due to their fixation on making references to ‘cousins’ and ‘Arkansas’ and ‘Trump voters’. But, of course, he notes sagely, anyone that believes “Socialism” works is a few genomes short of 23andMe.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors