**Some ‘Final’ Suggestions
Traditional methods of preventing the ‘Voting Dead’ from doing their dirty deeds included burying (or re-burying) the bodies face-down and decapitation, which often included stuffing the severed head’s mouth with garlic or bricks. To ward off ‘Voting Dead’ that appear at a polling place, use garlic, amulets or sprinkle ballots with holy water.
The Hill–Rep. Lauren Boebert (R) is locked in a tight reelection race in Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District, trailing Democrat Adam Frisch by 64 ballots with 98 percent of votes counted, according to figures from the Associated Press.
Boebert trailed by 62 votes on Wednesday evening, and the margin remained close on Thursday morning, at just 64 votes.
The two campaigns expressed optimism in conversations with The Hill Wednesday afternoon, recognizing paths to their respective victories but noting that the race is far from locked up nearly 24 hours after polls closed in the Centennial State.
**/sarc ”n /snark
