Beto Bites The Dust

Beto O’Rourke Quits 2020 Race

Breitbart reports,

Beto’s Campaign Just Went Down The Crapper

“Though it is difficult to accept, it is clear to me now that this campaign does not have the means to move forward successfully. My service to the country will not be as a candidate or as the nominee,” O’Rourke said in a statement posted to Medium. “Acknowledging this now is in the best interests of those in the campaign; it is in the best interests of this party as we seek to unify around a nominee; and it is in the best interests of the country.”

Queen – “Another One Bites The Dust”

 

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Beto O’Rourke’s New Campaign Slogan – “I Want To Be Your Dingleberry”

Beto should take a refresher course in Old West History before he rolls his “Dingleberry” Ad Campaign out nationally. Confusing Huckleberry with Dingleberry is a such monumental “Dogberryism” that it guarantees the twitterverse will wipe his ass with a ratio.

I’m Your Huckleberry History / Curious To Know

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Campaign Advice For Tulsi Gabbard

Don’t Go In The Water…

From the New York Post, “Tulsi Gabbard dust-up shows Dems need to dump the Clintons for good.”

Hillary Rodham Clinton is every inch the conspiracy theorist that Donald Trump is, and she demonstrated that with her recent suggestion that both Representative Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) and progressive third-party presidential candidate Jill Stein are “Russian assets,” part of a scheme in which Moscow and the GOP are tag-teaming Democrats in the 2020 election.

Clinton likes a good conspiracy theory, because it sounds a lot less embarrassing than, “Oops, I forgot about Wisconsin.”

You probably don’t want to vote for a Democrat, but if you did, you could do a lot worse than Tulsi Gabbard. You might even want to give her a little help to get back on the Democratic Debate stage.

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Goths For Trump

One in Five Dallas Trump Rally Registrants Was Democrat, Campaign Chair Says

The Epoch Times writes,

Has Boy George Gone Goth?

More than one in five people who registered for President Donald Trump’s “Keep America Great” campaign rally in Dallas on Oct. 17 were Democrats, according to Trump’s campaign manager Brad Parscale.

The data revealed that nearly 54,000 voters signed up for the event, with almost one in eight (12 percent) who didn’t vote in the last four elections and more than one in five (21.4 percent) who identified as Democrats. Eleven percent of the registrants were Hispanic.

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Do Your Prep Before Tonight’s Democratic ‘Debate’

Additional Visual Aids For Tonights Democratic Debate broadcast –

Learn “Sign Language”. This will keep your significant other and your neighbors from calling the Police over a ‘little noise’ problem.

Use this template to print your own “BS Penalty Flag and Indicator”.  Between ‘signing’ and flashing your ‘penalty indicator’, despite the bullshit, you’ll have an interesting Debate Night.

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