Meet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 2020 primary opponent – Icebae. When interviewed about her upcoming challenge to AOC, Icebae noted that the hardest part of her campaign would be deciding on a slogan. She is genuinely torn between “Make Alexandria A Bartender Again” or “Let Alexandria Instagram Fulltime.” MABA or LAIF?
Rush Limbaugh, who christened Joe Biden as “Plugs”, asks the question, “Have We Reached the End of Plugs Biden?”
Rush pondered that question way before ol’ Gropin’ Joe (Joe has so many excellent nicknames it’s hard to choose) came up with his “Cornrows Defense”. Word has it that “Joe Cornrows” is going to take a DNA test to prove that he has more African American heritage than “slave owner decendant” and Indian-Jamaican, Kamala Harris.
‘Plugs’ figured it worked pretty well for Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal, so what the heck. If you’re in a hole, a deep hole, you might as well keep digging. To China. Wait, Joe. That could be another problem. Another potential problem could be stated as, “Loose Plugs Will Sink the Cornrows Defense.”
RUSH: And that process has now begun. You saw it. They launched Kamala Harris and some of the others launching on Biden last night. Remember, now, Good Morning America has run a hit piece on Biden and his son Hunter and the crazy deals that Hunter and Joe Biden made with the ChiComs and Ukraine. Last week I reminded everybody the media had figured out Biden cannot keep up and the process of taking him out had begun.
Gropin’ Joe is beginning to get a little tired of being the ‘go-to’ punching bag for a group of twenty, or so, other Democratic presidential candidates. So ‘Slow’ Joe decided to send a shot across their bows…. or maybe he just lost his place on the cue card and had to come up with his own words. The Washington Examiner reports, “Biden warns Democratic rivals he’s got ‘all this information about other people’s pasts’“.
Joe Biden let slip that his campaign was collecting dirt on his rivals for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination.
“I mean, I get all this information about other people’s pasts, and what they’ve done and not done. And you know, I’m just not going to go there. If we keep doing that — I mean, we should be debating what we do from here,” Biden told CNN in a Friday interview, referring to the crowded field of two dozen White House hopefuls.
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