Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem

Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes.  That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?


Bernie’s 2020 Bling


Zuckerpocalypse – 2024

2020 or 2024, same difference. Will Big ZuckerBrother get to rule Oceania? Does it mean something that ZuckerBrother was born in 1984?  He does have that “Big ZuckerBrother is Watching You” part down pat, for sure.


Uncle Joe ‘Pennywise’ Gets Ready to Run

Gropin’ Joe Biden has put his game face on and is getting ready for a run for the White House.  See what you’ll be in for.


Elizabeth Warren – Pow-Wow 2020

**Editor’s note – All American Eagle feathers used in Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s faux-Indian headdress were gleaned from the remains of birds murdered by the White man’s Wind Generator totem.


The Biggest Loser

Three and counting. But there’s still 2020.