Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
Gropin’ Joe Biden has put his game face on and is getting ready for a run for the White House. See what you’ll be in for.
**Editor’s note – All American Eagle feathers used in Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s faux-Indian headdress were gleaned from the remains of birds murdered by the White man’s Wind Generator totem.