NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.”
That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon! So pick your favorite and let Bernie know. Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.
‘Elizabeth’ seen here parked at the intersection of “Cultural” and “Appropriation”, just east of the Pow-Wow Chow Restaurant.
Thanks Anon in MT
Back in black
I hit the sack
I’ve been too long I’m glad to be back
Yes, I’m let loose
From the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearse ’cause I never die
I got nine lives – Cat’s eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild
Michael Dukakis, “TANK COMMANDER”
Hillary was overheard saying, “With this new face and boobs, and my new lefty slogan, ‘Ain’t No Free Shit Better Than Hillary’s’, those Twenty-something SJW’s don’t stand a chance. Now if I could just get rid of Bill….