“Mick Jagger has successfully undergone treatment. He is doing very well and is expected to make a full recovery,” a representative for Jagger said in a statement to CNN.
A source close to the band told CNN earlier this week that Jagger was being treated to replace a valve in his heart, but a representative for the singer declined to elaborate.
Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby” Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything. Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”
It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.
Sadly it’s time for another Keith Richards RIP Update. Keith’s still here but there’ll be no more ‘monkee-ing’ around for Peter Tork. ‘I’m a Believer‘ that he’s taken his ‘Last Train to Clarkesville‘. It will be ‘Pleasant Valley Sundays‘ from now on for Peter Tork. RIP.
The Monkees – “Opening Theme”
Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.
blondebrunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
blondebrunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”
She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”
Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.
You’ve got your John Deere, Allis Chalmers and Kubota. And you’ve got your Mahaydra, as shown here.