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Keith Richards RIP Update – Peter Fonda’s Last Ride

Keith muses fondly about how he and Peter, Jack and Dennis used to “do acid” at the St. Louis Cemetary in New Orleans. Far out, Man…  Breitbart reports, “Easy Rider’ star Peter Fonda dead at 79.”

Peter Fonda, the star of the classic 1969 road movie “Easy Rider,” died Friday aged 79 from respiratory failure due to lung cancer, his publicist said.

Fonda passed away peacefully at his home in Los Angeles surrounded by family, a statement said.

Easy Rider (6/8) Movie CLIP – Cemetery Acid Trip (1969) HD

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Redneck Cowboy Boot Sandals – redux

Gonna get me some.  Maybe more than one pair.  Then some of those Mexican Pointy-toed boots would be a great fashion addition.

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Keith Richards RIP Update – You Gotta Take Care Of Yourself Mick

From CNN, “Mick Jagger doing well after heart valve replacement”.

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is recovering after a heart valve replacement procedure.

“Mick Jagger has successfully undergone treatment. He is doing very well and is expected to make a full recovery,” a representative for Jagger said in a statement to CNN.

A source close to the band told CNN earlier this week that Jagger was being treated to replace a valve in his heart, but a representative for the singer declined to elaborate.

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Caitlyn Jenner’s Response To Speculation About Kylie’s Second Baby

Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby”  Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything.  Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”

It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.

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Keith Richards RIP Update – No More ‘Monkee-ing’ Around For Peter

Sadly it’s time for another Keith Richards RIP Update. Keith’s still here but there’ll be no more ‘monkee-ing’ around for Peter Tork.  ‘I’m a Believer‘ that he’s taken his ‘Last Train to Clarkesville‘.  It will be ‘Pleasant Valley Sundays‘ from now on for Peter Tork. RIP.

The Monkees – “Opening Theme”

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SJW Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Ends Dumb Blonde Jokes

Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.

A BLONDE  BRUNETTE & HER THERMOS

A blonde brunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde brunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

**Disrespectful “Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.

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