Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

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Crawlin’ To The Mall With My Best Dogs

Black Friday’s here.  Let’s go get us some stuff!

Pumpkin Survived Halloween

But Thanksgiving?  Maybe not so much….

 

Tales From The FrankenWeinstein Chronicles

It has been quite a week for Senator Al Franken, Minnesota’s grossest groper.  Formerly known as Senator Stuart Smalley, the ‘handy’ politician will henceforth be known as Senator FrankenWeinstein. Behold….

ScienceDiet – Cockroach Donuts

Eeewww!! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. The donuts only look like cockroaches.  I was worried that donuts had become the newest example of “Cricketeria” Food.  Ugh.

New ‘Colon Cleaner’ Seeks FDA Approval For Colonoscopy Prep

Summer Fun in Homer, Alaska

Come join the Hypertrichosis Society of Homer, AK for some fun at the beach.  It’ll be a little chilly so make sure you bring your jacket, or….

Baby Vapors – The ‘Candy Cigarette’ For 2018