Breaking News… John Travolta Hospitalized

John Travolta was hospitalized Saturday for a suspected COVID-19 infection, but doctors now confirm now that it was only a Saturday Night Fever.  They are assuring all of Mr. Travolta’s fan that he will be Staying Alive for the foreseeable future.

Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)

**/sarc ‘n /snark


Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste

Joe Biden says, “Corona Virus will be Number Two on my ticket.” The other candidates say they will support a “Draft Corona Virus for Veep” at the Convention. Nancy Pelosi says, “Wait a minute, Corona Virus is already running in 200 House races,” Not to be outdone, Chuck Schumer noted that he had already promised Corona Virus that if they can beat Trump and take back the Senate, “CV” could be majority leader.

**/sarc ‘n /snark