Better Watch Out Or Your Face Might Get Stuck That Way

Dr. Fauci warns about the side-effects of ‘Extreme Face Maskery’…

BeautyGeeks–When I was a kid, whenever we pulled goofy or grumpy faces, our Mum would tell us that we’d get stuck that way if we weren’t careful.

She wasn’t the only source of such sage advice; I’d read something similar in one of my favourite books by British author Enid Blyton. In Adventures of the Wishing-Chair (1937, Newnes), just as an obnoxious little boy pulled a grotesque face, the wind changed and he couldn’t change his face back. *gasp*

Lucky for him, intrepid Mollie and Peter and their Wishing-Chair managed to track down a bit of the original wind to blow back in his face. Lo and behold, the boy’s face was unstuck and off he went, hopefully never to make faces again.

John ‘Effing Kerry – Mask Scofflaw

And AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) hypocrite.

Boston Herald–John Kerry, the nation’s special climate envoy, has been caught with his mask down.

The former Massachusetts senator and Democratic presidential nominee was seen without a mask while reading on an American Airlines Boston-to-DC flight Wednesday in violation of a host of mask mandates from the CDC to his boss, President Biden.

“We continue to review the matter and we are reaching out to Secretary Kerry to underscore that all customers are expected to wear masks for the duration of their trip,” an American Airlines spokeswoman told the Herald.

Kerry’s Climate Communications team promised a response, then pointed to a tweet where the global warming czar said the unmasking was “malarkey.”