California governor’s office tells diners to wear masks ‘in between bites’
FoxNews–The office of California Gov. Gavin Newsom has told residents in the Golden State that if they go out to eat, they should be wearing a mask “in between bites” to protect themselves from COVID-19.
“Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend?” an Oct. 3 tweet from the governor’s office says. “Don’t forget to keep your mask on in between bites.”
For emphasis, the tweet shows an image of someone at a dining seat wearing a mask, then not wearing a mask while taking a bite, and then putting the mask on again.
Jim Acosta Calls President “Coronavirus in Chief.”
Jeez, Jim. He's home. I bet you wear your mask will driving alone in your car.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) October 6, 2020
Bet he plays a mean polka…
“Beer Barrel Polka” (Roll Out the Barrel) by West Coast Prost!
Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair
Babylon Bee—Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people’s personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.
Staffers usually don’t let Biden play with sharp objects, but he managed to find some safety scissors stashed behind the Metamucil in his campaign bus. Using the purple plastic scissors, he cut a large hole and then fitted the mask to his face, confident that he was protecting himself and others from the virus.