Ooopsie!! Where’s That ‘Effing Mask?

Joe Biden Admits He’s ‘Noticed I Forget to Put My Mask Back On’ — ‘A Lot of Times’  Aarrrawr??

Breitbart–President Joe Biden admitted Friday that he is aware that he frequently forgets to put his mask back on after speaking at public events.

“When I’m outside — and the problem is — a lot of times, I walk away from this podium and noticed I forget to put my mask back on because I’m used to not wearing it outside,” Biden explained.

Better Watch Out Or Your Face Might Get Stuck That Way

Dr. Fauci warns about the side-effects of ‘Extreme Face Maskery’…

BeautyGeeks–When I was a kid, whenever we pulled goofy or grumpy faces, our Mum would tell us that we’d get stuck that way if we weren’t careful.

She wasn’t the only source of such sage advice; I’d read something similar in one of my favourite books by British author Enid Blyton. In Adventures of the Wishing-Chair (1937, Newnes), just as an obnoxious little boy pulled a grotesque face, the wind changed and he couldn’t change his face back. *gasp*

Lucky for him, intrepid Mollie and Peter and their Wishing-Chair managed to track down a bit of the original wind to blow back in his face. Lo and behold, the boy’s face was unstuck and off he went, hopefully never to make faces again.