Eric Swalwell – We Always Knew You Were A Gasbag…

But Farting LIVE On National TV??

Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it.  But whatever….

Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”.  Job well done, Mr. Swalwell.  My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname.  Heh.  You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Uses The New Aging App

CBSNews reports, “All your friends are posting aging selfies with FaceApp – a Russian app that’s raising privacy concerns.”  Yeah.  We can where a ‘FBI Investigation‘ might be in order.

All you have to do is download FaceApp and take a photo before applying an old-age filter. But users should know that privacy concerns have emerged about the Russian-made app.

FaceApp, a startup owned by Russian company Wireless Lab, uses artificial technology to transform your photos, according to its website. With a filter, you can see what you’d look with a beard, gray hair, and even realistic-looking wrinkles.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘Swears’ That Her Meltdown On The Border Was Real

Or as RedState notes, “AOC Beclowns Herself By Begging To Be Sworn In At Congressional Hearing, Repeats Wild Claims Without Evidence.

This stems from wild claims that AOC made a few weeks ago involving her visit to a border facility in El Paso, TX. While there, she claimed not only that the Border Patrol agents physically and sexually threatened her, but that she witnessed a woman being told to drink out of the toilet.

As per usual with the freshman Congressional member, this all turned out to be nonsense. Later, we would learn that she didn’t even actually enter the actual detention facility, instead choosing to stage a photo-op by verbally abusing the guards and then insisting she stay with a family at the beginning of the tour. At no point did she actually witness someone being told to drink out of the toilet and we’ve still yet to hear the names of these agents who supposedly threatened her.

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Take A Walk In AOC’s Size 36 DDD’s Before You Judge

Y’all just need to take a walk in Alexandria’s size 36 DDD’s so you can understand what a girl has got to put up with.

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