But Farting LIVE On National TV??
Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it. But whatever….
Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”. Job well done, Mr. Swalwell. My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname. Heh. You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.
The Congresswoman Is Not Starship Captain Material
AOC, the Wretched Rep. of the East (East Bronx, that is), unleashing another flock of mean tweets…
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CBSNews reports, “All your friends are posting aging selfies with FaceApp – a Russian app that’s raising privacy concerns.” Yeah. We can where a ‘FBI Investigation‘ might be in order.
FaceApp, a startup owned by Russian company Wireless Lab, uses artificial technology to transform your photos, according to its website. With a filter, you can see what you’d look with a beard, gray hair, and even realistic-looking wrinkles.
Meet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 2020 primary opponent – Icebae. When interviewed about her upcoming challenge to AOC, Icebae noted that the hardest part of her campaign would be deciding on a slogan. She is genuinely torn between “Make Alexandria A Bartender Again” or “Let Alexandria Instagram Fulltime.” MABA or LAIF?
This stems from wild claims that AOC made a few weeks ago involving her visit to a border facility in El Paso, TX. While there, she claimed not only that the Border Patrol agents physically and sexually threatened her, but that she witnessed a woman being told to drink out of the toilet.
As per usual with the freshman Congressional member, this all turned out to be nonsense. Later, we would learn that she didn’t even actually enter the actual detention facility, instead choosing to stage a photo-op by verbally abusing the guards and then insisting she stay with a family at the beginning of the tour. At no point did she actually witness someone being told to drink out of the toilet and we’ve still yet to hear the names of these agents who supposedly threatened her.
Y’all just need to take a walk in Alexandria’s size 36 DDD’s so you can understand what a girl has got to put up with.
And what's more, Nancy, you really need to walk a mile in my shoes. It's not easy keeping up with Twitter, or my Instagram following. Or making TV appearances or throwing hissy fits at the border Concentration Camps, or even writing the GND. Is PRIMARY spelled one M or two? pic.twitter.com/AA8Ih3SX5y
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) July 7, 2019