Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Receives “Turd in the Punchbowl” Honor For SOTU Performance

SJW Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Ends Dumb Blonde Jokes

Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.

A BLONDE  BRUNETTE & HER THERMOS

A blonde brunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde brunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

**Disrespectful “Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.

The Transmutational** Politics of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

**Alchemical Politics – or “The Politics of Transmutation

Definition of transmutation. : an act or instance of transmuting or being transmuted: such as. a : the conversion of base metals into gold or silver. b : the conversion of one element or nuclide into another either naturally or artificially.

Abilio James Acosta-Cortez – FakeNews CNN Reporter Extraordinaire

FakeNews CNN Reporter, Abilio James Acosta-Cortez, went to McAllen, TX today to ‘report’ on the Presidents Border Crisis trip. Acosta-Cortez then snarks that he doesn’t see any Border Crisis through all of these steel slats here in McAllen…. Hmmm? Abilio James, did you stop to think that maybe it’s pretty tranquil here on this part of the border because of the steel fence? Prolly not–the thinking part, that is.