Twilight Zone California

“You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!”

The Eagles – “Hotel California”

The Guide They Forgot To Include With Your Christmas Coffee Maker

That and the Warning Label “Not to Be Used After 11:00 a.m. or You Will Never, Ever Sleep Again”

Art By Salvadore Coffee

Where’s My ‘Effing Bike – Whoops!!

He Went To Salvador Dali’s Barber…

And it’s lucky he got Salvador Dali’s self-portrait for a cut, rather that Salvador Dali’s “Portrait of Picasso”.

 

Santa’s Gonna Be One Reindeer Short Of A Full Load

Nicholas Cage’s New Girl Friend Is A Real Looker

That crazy Nicholas Cage got himself a new tattoo and a new girl friend too.  Nick says that she only has eyes for him.

 

Heavy Metal Poisoning

Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”