The Beatles

Rocky Raccoon Is Pissed

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His woman must have run off with another guy…

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye

Rocky didn’t like that
He said, “I’m gonna get that boy”
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon, checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival

The Beatles – Rocky Raccoon

Abby Road Gets A Facelift

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The old street was looking a bit shabby… and lonely with the old ‘Coronavirus Lockdown’ going on.  Besides, what’s one to do with all of that extra Economic Stimulus money, anyway?

The Beatles – “You Never Give Me Your Money” (Remastered 2009)