CNN Breaking News! Flat Earther Surfing Disaster

FakeNews CNN’s Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter reports “Surfers on edge after 40 go missing…”

‘Tater’ is sure to “Get Peeled” for trying to resurrect his failing show with this cheesy (and we’re pretty sure it’s a FakeNews)story. Since Former President Donald Trump left the White House, CNN has lost almost 70% of its viewers.

**/sarc ‘n /snark

Jim Acosta Is Still A Narcissistic, Self-aggrandizing Douchecanoe

Read Jim Acosta’s Self-Absorbed T-Shirt As He Gets Vaccinated

Conservative Brief–CNN’s Jim Acosta is still clearly suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. And he’s also still in love with himself.

Acosta shared an image on social media of himself getting the vaccine and his shirt has gained a lot of attention.

Acosta’s t-shirt pays homage to his own greatness. Then, he wore it to make a theatrical display of getting a vaccine shot and asked someone to take a photo of him wearing it.

Jimbo Might Be Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

My guess is that it’s not President Trump that’s ‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs’, but that crazy fakenewser, Jim Acosta.

TheMentalRecession–Because we had White House wranglers and staffers telling us to sit down because the president was about to walk in. He didn’t take questions, as we all know. And it’s worth noting. He has been in this period of dealing with losing to Joe Biden for the last three weeks now. Still has not taken any questions from reporters. So it is hard to put the cereal back in the box after you have gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and I think that is the situation over here. Just the strangest, just the weirdest thing I have ever seen in the White House briefing room.”

Fakenewser Jim Acosta Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

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