The New York Times’ new mascot “Paperboy” is said to be mostly paper-trained, except when he hears the Times’ new motto “All The Poop Fit To Be Polished” and gets all excited.
How does Woodstock know?
Used to be Mom’s warnings ‘be like’, “Don’t run with scissors”, or “Don’t shoot your brother’s eye out with your BB gun”, or “Eat your broccoli there are starving kids in China”. Now? Not so much.
“Bugger all! You bloody damp squib!!
Or… “Three kids, mate. George, Louis, and Charlotte
It’s all in your perspective.
FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, has been throwing tantrums again. Yes, Jim. We know it’s all about you. From the Daily Caller, “CNN’S JIM ACOSTA DOESN’T DENY HE SHOUTS QUESTIONS FOR ATTENTION“.