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Donald Trump Bombs Syria

Stock footage of the attack on Damascas, Syria provided by FakeNews CNN. Heh.

**FakeNewsAlert** that’s really your salad fixin’s growing.

Demagogue Hogg Scores From ‘Virtue Signaling’ TripAdvisor

CNBC reports, “Wayfair joins TripAdvisor, Nutrish in pulling ads from right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham over tweet to Parkland survivor“.

In a statement on Thursday, a company spokesperson said that TripAdvisor does not “condone the inappropriate comments made by this broadcaster.”

“In our view, these statements focused on a high school student, cross the line of decency. As such, we have made a decision to stop advertising on that program,” the spokesperson said.

It seems, however, that Mr. Demagogue Hogg can say anything he wants to an not be held to any reasonable standard.  Here’s an example from CNN, “Shooting survivor calls NRA ‘child murderers’.”  And TripAdvisor doesn’t consider statements like that ‘inappropriate’?  Here’s a clip of the young man delivering his screed.

Here’s a link to the complete CNN interview.

New Product To Help Clean Up After FakeNews CNN Town Halls

You know that the aftermath of a FakeNews CNN Town Hall can be truly nasty and almost impossible to clean up behind (Huh?).  But now, with the New RotoWipe your little problems get flushed right down the drain.  No more dealing with nasty hangers-on, dingleberries, or having to do the dreaded TP Shuffle.

A FakeNews CNN Town Hall Product

FakeNews CNN – Show Us The Facts

You say facts matter, CNN. So let’s get to the bottom of the facts. Produce all of the texts, emails, notes, and communications of any kind regarding organizing the Town Hall event. Make sure to include story boards and direction from Top Management. Include any communications to Advertisers or Ad Agencies regarding placement of any ads along with sales presentations.

Now, agree to testify to the facts, under oath, along with all civilian principals, before a Congressional Committee. Then maybe we will know the facts.

FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

Fake News or Fact, Jake Tapper

FakeNews CNN – Still Faking It After All These Years