He Was Courageously Dodging Sniper Fire.
Joe Biden, Man of Action, Dodges Enemy Fire for the Third Time
Jeez, Jim. He's home. I bet you wear your mask will driving alone in your car.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) October 6, 2020
Babylon Bee—In a move to make sure its primary audience of dumb snowflake triggered sissy libs wasn’t scarred for life, CNN graciously broadcast a trigger warning ahead of its report on Trump’s “dangerously patriotic” speech in front of Mount Rushmore last week.
The message warned CNN’s dozens of viewers that they would soon see horrifying carvings of long-dead racist presidents, President Trump saying some words, and also some disturbing American flags. CNN anchors then encouraged viewers with any liberal relatives in the room to turn away for a few minutes so as not to melt instantly into a puddle of liberal tears.
/sarc ‘n /snark