For all of you worried that Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter would never work again after his inglorious exit from FakeNews CNN… Relax. The ‘Human Potato’ has a new gig.
Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter
Brian Stelter’s Got A New Gig
Chrissy Wallace Should Fit In Well At FakeNews CNN
Chris Wallace announces he is leaving Fox News, joining CNN+
CNN Business–Fox News anchor Chris Wallace, one of the few high-profile news personalities who retained a reputation of integrity as Fox leaned hard into right-wing and conspiratorial programming, announced Sunday that he is departing the network and joining CNN+ to host a weekday show.
Wallace made the stunning announcement of his departure at the end of “Fox News Sunday,” the flagship weekly political program that he has moderated since 2003.
“I am thrilled to join CNN+,” Wallace said in a statement. “After decades in broadcast and cable news, I am excited to explore the world of streaming. I look forward to the new freedom and flexibility streaming affords in interviewing major figures across the news landscape — and finding new ways to tell stories.”
‘Donald Trump’ Performs The Ballad Of Humpty Dumpty
Shawn Farash roasts FakeNews CNN’s Humpty ‘Tater’ Dumpty…Brian Stelter.
‘Tater’ Goes Incogmeato
Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter Draws Increasing Fire From Critics Over CNN Show’s Ratings Decline
MEDIAite–Reliable Sources “has failed to attract one million viewers for 11 straight weeks and averaged only 752,000 on Sunday for its smallest audience of 2021,” wrote Fox News media reporter Brian Flood. Fox boasted that its own weekly media show, MediaBuzz, hosted by Howard Kurtz, averaged 1.1 million viewers in the same timeslot on the same day.
But as Bill Parcells once famously said, you are what your record says you are. And there’s no getting around the fact that CNN’s 2021 numbers have fallen considerably since their January peak. Sooner or later, the network and its media maven will have to recapture that audience — lest his attackers decide he’s no longer worth the trouble.
CNN Breaking News! Flat Earther Surfing Disaster
FakeNews CNN’s Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter reports “Surfers on edge after 40 go missing…”
‘Tater’ is sure to “Get Peeled” for trying to resurrect his failing show with this cheesy (and we’re pretty sure it’s a FakeNews)story. Since Former President Donald Trump left the White House, CNN has lost almost 70% of its viewers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark