Jeff Zucker’s Dumpster Fire

CNN+ Is Shutting Down One Month After Launch

Variety–Warner Bros. Discovery is shutting down CNN+ as of April 30, marking one of the company’s first significant maneuvers since completing the merger of WarnerMedia and Discovery less than two weeks ago.

The decision puts an abrupt end to an ambitious and aggressive venture that people familiar with the matter say rankled David Zaslav, the new CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery, from the start. Zaslav was annoyed by the decision of Jason Kilar, the former CEO of WarnerMedia when it was owned by AT&T, to launch CNN+ just weeks before Discovery was set to take over operations. But he was unable to communicate with WarnerMedia management, owing to legal boundaries surrounding the merger process.

Chrissy Wallace Should Fit In Well At FakeNews CNN

Chris Wallace announces he is leaving Fox News, joining CNN+

CNN Business–Fox News anchor Chris Wallace, one of the few high-profile news personalities who retained a reputation of integrity as Fox leaned hard into right-wing and conspiratorial programming, announced Sunday that he is departing the network and joining CNN+ to host a weekday show.

Wallace made the stunning announcement of his departure at the end of “Fox News Sunday,” the flagship weekly political program that he has moderated since 2003.

“I am thrilled to join CNN+,” Wallace said in a statement. “After decades in broadcast and cable news, I am excited to explore the world of streaming. I look forward to the new freedom and flexibility streaming affords in interviewing major figures across the news landscape — and finding new ways to tell stories.”

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CNN Udates It’s Prime Time Programming Lineup

Starting October 25 Thru Halloween Night, CNN’s Jeff Zucker Will Be Sharing Movies From His Own Personal Donald Trump Collection.  Mr. Zucker’s “Frightnight With Jeff & Donald” Is Sure To Be A Hit,” a FakeNews CNN Media Flack reported To TV Guide.  Here are the listings….


FakeNews CNN – All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper

FakeNews CNN premiered their new mobile “News Station” at the Coos Bay, Oregon 4th of July/Northern Spotted Owl Lives Combined Celebratory Event.  CNN’s President, Jeff Zucker, wanted to field test some new slogans with some low information, uncritical, lefty Liberal viewers before unveiling them prime time.  Amongst the contenders,  “Our News Wipes Fox New’s Ass”, “All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper”, and Jeff’s very ownliest favorite, “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”

FakeNews CNN Outs Trump Wrestling GIF Author – Update #CNNBlackmail

Update #CNNBlackmail – Number 1 Twitter trending hashtags. Will CNN apologize or dig themselves in deeper? Could #ApologizeNowCNN be the next big Twitter trender?

From CNN, “How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling GIF“.

Jeff Zucker – FakeNews CNN’s Chief Huckster or, if you will, Big Pruny-faced Honcho in charge

So CNN used it’s substantial assets to locate a reasonably innocuous (and clever) internet troll that just happened to juxtapose CNN’s logo in place of the head of  WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who in turn, just happened to get clotheslined by none other than Donald J. Trump.  A perfect takedown.  A video turned viral.  Up against the wall, troll!  Recant!  Repent!  And promise never to poke fun at FakeNews CNN ever, ever again.  Or ELSE.  SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…

CNN is not publishing “HanA**holeSolo’s” name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.

But, you ask, what does Mr.”Do as I say, Not as I do” Zucker do when confronted with FakeNews CNN’s own issues? Well, #Snowflakes, he beats feet and runs when confronted with questions about FakeNews CNN’s own hypocrisy and lack of credibility. Watch him run from Project Veritas.  See Jeff run.  Jeff is a Dick, isn’t he Jane?

Jeff Zucker’s Really, Really Bad Week

The start of this unfortunate commuter’s week is rivaled only by the State of CNN’s, Jeff Zucker’s, Union. One could say Mr. Zucker’s week could only get worse if James O’Keefe were to release another expose on the Mainstream Media’s feckless coverage of the ‘FakeNews’ Trump-Russia Collusion story. Oh my. There is another video, “NEW VERITAS VIDEO: American Pravda: CNN“.  Click to watch.

Stay tuned for our coverage of CNN’s own Jim Acosta on the floor of the White House Briefing Room, kicking, flailing and throwing a screaming tantrum fit, because Sean Spicer was ignoring him.