Saudi Consulate Gift Shop Was Sold Out Of Those ‘Cool’ Keffiyeh Head Scarf Things

Click Door Three to see what you got from the Saudi Consulate Gift Shop.  Hint.  It not a coincidence that Door Three looks quite “medieval“.

Warning: Door Three Never, Ever has anything you want.

**Eye Bleach Alert

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Eye Bleach Alert – The Face (plus some other parts) Of The Resistance

The is a new ‘TrigglyPuff’ in the making. And if you think the original TrigglyPuffs were hard on the eyes, be warned our new “TrigglyPuff V, the Face of the Resistance” calls for a bigly dose of Eyebleach. Be warned, be aware, and click “read more” only if you dare.

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Some Advice for Lena Dunham

The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….

Argh! My eyes!

This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!

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Kardashian Family Business Closes

After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out.  The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please).  It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.

You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.

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