Auditioning To Be The New Jelly Belly Candy Company ‘Spokesbelly’

Jelly Belly Factory Tour

   
   

FashionWeek – Backasswards Butt Look

The play on words pun, “backasswards Butt look” was not so bad.  The look itself….not so much.

Emergency Eye Bleach Station

Thanks (I think?) Anon in MT

   
   

Eye Bleach Alert – Wonder Woman Cosplay

Warning. Warning! Warning!!  If you ever want to retain your fondest memories of Wonder Woman, be they the Comic Book, or the TV Show, or the Movie…. do not click on the “read more” link.  Really.  You are better off just not knowing.

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Eye Bleach Alert – Bearded Motorboating

Some things once seen can never be unseen.  Bearded Motorboating is one of them.  Click the “read more” under old Homer if you dare.

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Eye Bleach Alert – The Face (plus some other parts) Of The Resistance

The is a new ‘TrigglyPuff’ in the making. And if you think the original TrigglyPuffs were hard on the eyes, be warned our new “TrigglyPuff V, the Face of the Resistance” calls for a bigly dose of Eyebleach. Be warned, be aware, and click “read more” only if you dare.

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Some Advice for Lena Dunham

The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….

Argh! My eyes!

This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!