Jelly Belly Factory Tour
The play on words pun, “backasswards Butt look” was not so bad. The look itself….not so much.
Emergency Eye Bleach Station
Thanks (I think?) Anon in MT
Some things once seen can never be unseen. Bearded Motorboating is one of them. Click the “read more” under old Homer if you dare.
The is a new ‘TrigglyPuff’ in the making. And if you think the original TrigglyPuffs were hard on the eyes, be warned our new “TrigglyPuff V, the Face of the Resistance” calls for a bigly dose of Eyebleach. Be warned, be aware, and click “read more” only if you dare.
The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….
Argh! My eyes!
This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.