Hillary Learns a New Word – Nacho

Hillary Hacks a Lunger

‘Crooked’ Hillary needs to change her moniker to ‘Coughing’ Hillary.

Ruh-Roh, Hillary…

Hillary Wants a Health Checkup Too

Hey FakeNews CNN’s, Sanjay Gupta. What’s Hillary’s diagnosis/prognosis? What’s the chance she’ll even make it through the day?

Dr. Gupta. Here are several more of Hillary’s tests for your use in divining a diagnosis.

Fire At Hillary Clinton’s Chappaqua Home?

Fire breaks out on Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in Chappaqua, N.Y.“, shouts the Washington Post!  A smoke and soot stained Hillary burdened with a cardboard box of something partially charred, was heard muttering, “you just can’t trust Bill to do anything….except ‘dick’ Bimbos.  Energizer Bunny, my smokey ass.”

A small fire broke out at Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in New York and was quickly extinguished Wednesday afternoon, officials said.

The fire started around 2:40 p.m. in a building used by the Secret Service on the Clinton’s property, the Secret Service said in a statement. It was put out by about 3:15 p.m., according to the Associated Press. No one was injured in the blaze.

All He Wants For Christmas Is A Tattoo Removal Gift Certificate

He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor.  He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date.  So how’d that work out for him?  Not so well, on any account.

For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob.  MAGA!

Move Over ‘Sham-Wow’ – Hillary’s Got a New Gig

“As Seen On TV” nestled somewhere between the ‘MyPillow’ and the ‘FlexSeal’ guys.

 

I Feel Like Taking a Drive in the Old DeLorean

88 mph should be about right to give the Mr. Fusion time to provide enough power to the flux capacitor….