Another Distraction For Bill

   
   

Bill’s Grande Hump Day Dream

   
   

A Dog With Two Assholes

   
   

Happy Birthday, Mr. President Bill Clinton

Former POTUS, William Jefferson Clinton, was born in Hope, Arkansas August 19, 1946.  Thanks for the memories.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

   
   

Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure

Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy.  More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way.  Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy?  And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands.  Eh?

Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”

**Thanks Anon in MT

   
   

Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”

There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works.  It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.