Hump Day – Jeffrey Epstein Had A “Marvelous” Painting Of Bill Clinton In Monica’s Blue Dress

Jeffrey Epstein in his best Billy Crystal Fernando Lamas voice, “You look marvelous in that little blue dress, Mr. President.”  The red shoes are a perfect choice.

Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.

The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.

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Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure

Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy.  More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way.  Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy?  And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands.  Eh?

Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”

**Thanks Anon in MT

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Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”

There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works.  It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.

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Bill Clinton’s Wee Willie Winks At Two Wondering Women

Just zip it, Mr. President.

For God’s sake, Grace, don’t look at him. And don’t you dare look down.

Here are some fond memories of Bill’s incorrigible past.

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