Caitlyn Jenner’s Response To Speculation About Kylie’s Second Baby

Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby”  Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything.  Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”

It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.

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A Mass Shooting Statistical Conundrum

As reported by The Daily Caller, “[the] RITE AID Shooter Self-Identified As Transgender Male.” This ‘individual‘ brings to the fore a whole ‘nuther dilemma for the bean counters that make “lies, damned lies, and statistics” their chosen career .  It’s gets complicated….

A friend of the woman who killed three people in a mass shooting in Maryland Thursday revealed that she identified as a transgender male.

Authorities identified the shooter who killed three people and wounded two others at a Rite Aid distribution center in Aberdeen as a 26-year-old woman named Snochia Moseley. While both the police and court documents identified Moseley, who worked at the distribution center, as biologically female, Troi Coley, a high school friend of the shooter, revealed that she identified as transgender in as early as 2016.

**Conundrum

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The ‘Transfarmers’

How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’

Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking
Said his wifey dear
Now that all is peaceful and calm
The boys will soon be back on the farm
Mister Reuben started winking and slowly rubbed his chin
He pulled his chair up close to mother
And he asked her with a grin

How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
They’ll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’

Read moreThe ‘Transfarmers’

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