Daily Darwin – Cat’s Got Your Genomes

Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”.  Eeewww!!  Damn!! Daily Mail.  I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision.  Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.

The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.

But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


Think You’ve Had a Bad Day?

Eeewww!!  Maybe not so much.

Bad Turkey Stuffing Is Worse Than Your Worst Bad Buritto

You shoulda followed your recommended USDA Turkey Stuffing Basics, fool. But, hey. That’s a mistake you’ll never make again.

Hump Day – With Michael and Rosie

They’re Hillary’s Biggest Fans


A Weinstein, A Weiner, And A William

ScienceDiet – Cockroach Donuts

Eeewww!! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. The donuts only look like cockroaches.  I was worried that donuts had become the newest example of “Cricketeria” Food.  Ugh.

Even the Cat is Disgusted, Nick Cage

Nicholas Cage!!  Oh hairballs, hairballs, hairballs.

New UPS Store Snack Bar Menu

UPS Store Snack Bar ‘House Specialty’ – Vegan Burger Pak.

**And you can use any left-overs to cushion your valuables for shipment.