Caitlyn Jenner
You Can Call Me ‘Beto’
But you don’t ‘hasta’ call me Robert, or Francis, or Robert Francis….
Ray J. Johnson – “You can call me Ray”
**’Beto’ found here.
Caitlyn Jenner’s Response To Speculation About Kylie’s Second Baby
Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby” Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything. Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”
It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.
TransJenner Restroom Doors
#MeToo News – Caitlyn Jenner Accuses Bruce
Caitlyn says the “Abuse went on for over six decades….”
**AlmostFakeNews Alert**
Summer Ballbuster – ‘Changing Ryan’s Privates’
Maybe that should have been “Summer Blockbuster”?? Whatever. If you thought the action was hot in ‘Dunkirk’, wait ’til you see Barry and Chelsea in ‘Changing Ryan’s Privates’.
h/t-IAHW
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.