Make Mine a Trump Parade

You Can Take Your Pronoun And Sticker It Where The Sun Doesn’t Shine

Gender Switcheroo

Only The Dogs In This Family Aren’t TransGender

What does it say about the state of this family when the only rational members are thought to be the dogs? reports, “Entire Family Turns Transgender”.  Oh, my!!

An entire family – man, woman, son and daughter – in Arizona is transgender.

The father identifies as a woman. His  fiancée, the mother-to-be, identifies as a man. The son considers himself a girl and, of course, the daughter thinks she’s actually a boy. An entire transgender family, all under one roof.

KJZZ did not report the gender status of the couple’s two dogs.

At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings

“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today.  As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey.  Eh?

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, mingles with the Gay Pride ding-a-lingles.

Caitlyn Jenner Accuses Bruce of Groping

TransGender Bathrooms Solved

Just use the restroom that matches your ‘pieces-parts’.  Use your imagination, if you must.  And don’t overthink things.

They ‘Included’ Every Letter In The Alphabet

‘Effing Liberal Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous Idiots.