The ‘Transfarmers’

How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’

Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking
Said his wifey dear
Now that all is peaceful and calm
The boys will soon be back on the farm
Mister Reuben started winking and slowly rubbed his chin
He pulled his chair up close to mother
And he asked her with a grin

How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
They’ll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’

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Only The Dogs In This Family Aren’t TransGender

What does it say about the state of this family when the only rational members are thought to be the dogs? reports, “Entire Family Turns Transgender”.  Oh, my!!

An entire family – man, woman, son and daughter – in Arizona is transgender.

The father identifies as a woman. His  fiancée, the mother-to-be, identifies as a man. The son considers himself a girl and, of course, the daughter thinks she’s actually a boy. An entire transgender family, all under one roof.

KJZZ did not report the gender status of the couple’s two dogs.


At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings

“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today.  As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey.  Eh?

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, mingles with the Gay Pride ding-a-lingles.

Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer