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WTF
Trump Exploring Ways To Fund Mount Rushmore Renovation
He Is Said To Be Considering Levying A Tariff California Residents Wishing To Leave “The Tarnished State.”
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Daily Darwin – Tannerite For Dummies
Darwin nearly loses his own family jewels as he notes that a refrigerator loaded with tannerite, a properly aimed refrigerator door, and a high powered firearm have the uncanny ability to separate a dummy from his genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
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Kicking Off “The Incredible, Edible Watermelon” Advertising Campaign
We may finally find out the answer to “Which came first, the watermelon or the egg?”
‘Incredible Edible Egg’ Commercial (1978)
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My Vote’s For The Realist
Because the ‘Realist’ also reminds you “Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow.”
Thanks Anon in MT
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Rule Z – Dawn of the Zombie Garden Gnomes – updated
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
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FashionWeek – CondomMan Takes To The Catwalk
CondomMan, Marvel’s newest ‘Super Hero’ doesn’t need a telephone booth to change into his super hero costume – a little pin will do the trick. Pop!
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“Wombat, The Movie”
Or as Forrest Gump says, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but always remember… Wombats poop cubes.”
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