Kathy Griffin. You Can Call Me Jeff, Or You Can Call Me J….

Kathy Griffin.  My name is Jeffry Lane Flake.  Now you can call me Jeffry, or you can call me Jeff, or you can call me J, or you can call me JL.  You can even call me Jeffey, or Laney, or  Flakey.  Even Jeff L, or J Lane, or even JLF.  But you doesn’t ‘hasta’ call me “Feckless Cunt”.

**Ray J. Johnson

Strutting, ‘Effing Flamingo Stomping, Golf Putzing President

Obama_Golf_StrutHad that been G.W. Bush, or any Republican President, the world as we know it would have come to an end.  But President Obama, he just “tee’s” up another round of golf — he’ll do something next Tuesday.  Maybe.  Unless he finds out where Malia’s keeping her stash.  Then it will be whenever.


Little Lindsay Volunteers

“Little Lindsay” Graham put on his big boy pants and volunteered to take over Donald Trump’s candidacy should “The Donald” decide to bail because of bad polling numbers.

Mr. Trump was heard telling one of his handler’s to send “Little Lindsay” a reminder to zip his fly before opening his mouth.


No ‘Effing Snowflakes Here

Compare these 1895 Freshman/Sophomore Class Princeton “Snowball Warriors”  to the poor little ‘Effing Emory Snowflakes that can’t survive a little chalk dust.

Here’s the report from The Washington Post, “Someone wrote ‘Trump 2016’ on Emory’s campus in chalk. Some students said they no longer feel safe“.

Students woke up Monday morning to find messages written in chalk all over campus, in support of Donald Trump. That afternoon, a group of 40 to 50 students protested. According to the student newspaper, the Emory Wheel, Princeton_Snowball_Fightthey shouted in the quad, “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!” and then students moved into the administration building calling out, “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.”

Jim Wagner, the president of the university in Atlanta, met with the protesters and later sent an email to the campus community, saying, in part, “During our conversation, they voiced their genuine concern and pain in the face of this perceived intimidation.

The story spread quickly, as media such as Reason mocked, “At Emory University, Writing ‘Trump 2016′ on Sidewalk Is a Racist Microaggression …,” with references to students needing “trigger warnings” and “safe spaces” to protect them from presidential candidates’ names and slogans. For many, it was another sign of college students being so overly sensitive that even political campaigning could be seen as hate speech.