Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent. It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game. RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music. And “that’s the way it is“.
Too bad Bernie Sandals and his wife have turned out to be the same money-grubbing Pols that he’s been railing against.
As CBS News reports, “Bernie and Jane Sanders, under FBI investigation for bank fraud, hire lawyers“. We may now have an idea what Bernie and Jane did with all that cash.
Politico Magazine first reported the Sanders had hired lawyers to defend them in the probe. Sanders’ top adviser Jeff Weaver told CBS News the couple has sought legal protection over federal agents’ allegations from a January 2016 complaint accusing then-President of Burlington College, Ms. Sanders, of distorting donor levels in a 2010 loan application for $10 million from People’s United Bank to purchase 33 acres of land for the institution.
According to Politico, prosecutors might also be looking into allegations that Sen. Sanders’ office inappropriately urged the bank to approve the loan.
I can see it now. Bernie and Jane on the run in their new ride. The Chambers Brothers playing at full volume and Bernie shouting,”Give it some more cowbell, Janie”.
Now the time has come
Nowhere (place) to run
Might get burned up by the sun
But I’ll have my fun
I’ve been loved, pushed (put) aside
I’ve been crushed by tumbling tide
And my soul has been psychedelicized
The Chambers Brothers – “Time Has Come Today”
“I’d Climb a Mountain for a Tsing or a Chang.” I wonder how that jingle would play in Golden, Colorado?
Darwin notes that any fireworks labeled “Made in North Korea” should be handled with extreme caution in order to protect one’s genomes from the inevitable ‘Kim Jong-un Effect’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors