Kim Jong-un Out Negotiates Donald Trump

You can blame Dennis Rodman for presenting a copy of Trump’s own “Art of the Deal” to his BFF Kim Jong-Little Big Mac, or you can say it was a stroke of genius.  But Kim may just get what he wants the most out of the Singapore Summit.

**Really FakeNews Alert**


Trump Hungry for Kimchi In Singapore

Trump – “Where’s My Kimchi? I Want It Now!  Two Bowls, hold the ginger.”

Trump to Kim – “You Can Only Chose Two”

And two out of three ain’t bad.

Meat Loaf – “Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad”


Trump – “I’ll Know Within a Minute If Kim’s Hair Is Real….”

Actually, according the the Daily Caller, Trump  “[WILL] KNOW WITHIN ONE MINUTE IF KIM JONG UN IS JERKING ME AROUND.

President Donald Trump said Saturday he would know almost immediately whether North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is serious about negotiating during the planned summit Tuesday in Singapore.

Just my touch, my feel. That’s what I do. How long will it take to figure out whether or not they’re serious, I said maybe in the first minute. You know, the way they say you know if you’re going to like somebody in the first five seconds. Did you ever hear that one? Well, I think that very quickly I’ll know whether or not something good is going to happen.


Kim Jong-Un Taking Pointers From The ‘Other Kim’ For Next Week’s Trump Singapore Summit


Trump Meets With the Other ‘Un’

Sometimes one headline and a picture is worth a thousand words….heh.