You can call me Sam, or you can call me Samuel, or you can call me L., or you can call me Lying’, or you can call me Dog-faced, you can even call me Pony Solder…. But you dasn’t call me Samuel L. “Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier” Jackson.
You Can Call Me Ray
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Just remember, Joe, a tiger will not put up with your usual hair-sniffing schtick. You’re more likely to lose a hand, or almost lose your head like Roy Horn did back in October 2003.
Creepy Joe Biden Hair Sniffing Compilation
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Ooopsie!! Found him. Don’t squeeze the Charmin, Creepy Joe.
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And That’s “No Malarkey”
Jeez!! It’s just can’t get any worse… and that’s really no malarkey.
Even though the White House Easter Egg Roll has been cancelled this year for Ol’ Joe (and everyone else due to the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic), Joe could still get an “Official” Egg set by ordering here.
Not Joe’s Eggs, but he could order some and claim that they are from his Administration.
Whether he’s called ‘Joe’ or ‘Toe’ or ‘Quid Pro’ or ‘Hairy’ or ‘Creepy’ or ‘Sniffy’ or ‘Groping’ or ‘Plugs’ or even ‘Joe-mentia’ … Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. will provide the comic relief for this election season.
These guys really know how to stink up a voting booth
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