Bernie’s 2020 Bling

‘Feeling the Bern’ for 2020

Too bad Bernie Sandals and his wife have turned out to be the same money-grubbing Pols that he’s been railing against.

How Bernie Sanders Used His Extra Cash

As CBS News reports, “Bernie and Jane Sanders, under FBI investigation for bank fraud, hire lawyers“.  We may now have an idea what Bernie and Jane did with all that cash.

Bernie and Jane’s New Ride

Politico Magazine first reported the Sanders had hired lawyers to defend them in the probe. Sanders’ top adviser Jeff Weaver told CBS News the couple has sought legal protection over federal agents’ allegations from a January 2016 complaint accusing then-President of Burlington College, Ms. Sanders, of distorting donor levels in a 2010 loan application for $10 million from People’s United Bank to purchase 33 acres of land for the institution.

According to Politico, prosecutors might also be looking into allegations that Sen. Sanders’ office inappropriately urged the bank to approve the loan.

I can see it now. Bernie and Jane on the run in their new ride.  The Chambers Brothers playing  at full volume and Bernie shouting,”Give it some more cowbell, Janie”.

Now the time has come
Nowhere (place) to run
Might get burned up by the sun
But I’ll have my fun
I’ve been loved, pushed (put) aside
I’ve been crushed by tumbling tide
And my soul has been psychedelicized

The Chambers Brothers – “Time Has Come Today”

Hillary’s Basement Dwelling Voters

All she needs to do is get them out of the basement to vote for “Free Stuff“, “More Free Stuff“, and really, “Really Free Stuff“.

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Bernie Drops Out

That didn’t take long.  According to Heatstreet, “Bernie Sanders Leaves the Democratic Party” for a more hospitable destination.

The nomination was barely sealed up at the Democratic National Convention before Bernie Sanders, who had campaigned against Hillary Clinton for the Bernie_Sanders_Leaving_Philadelphia_VW_Sidecar_New_Lifeparty’s nod, went back to being an Independent.

Sanders, who considers himself, officially, an Independent in Congress because his views lean further left than the Democratic party’s platform, caucuses with Democrats. But until declaring an intention to run for the presidency in 2015, he had rarely, if ever, identified as a member of the Democratic Party (he’s been in politics since 1979).

The Dems Voted for BS – Hillary Got the Nod

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Democrats Lining Up for BernHillary’s Free Stuff

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No More Unicorn Rides for Bernie

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