California Overtakes North Korea For Prestigious “Third World Shithole” Designation

California Can Expect Blackouts For A Decade, Says PG&E CEO

The AP reports,

The CEO of Pacific Gas & Electric Corp. told California energy regulators that the state will likely see blackouts for another 10 years like the one imposed last week that left as many as 800,000 customers without power.

The revelation by corporation CEO Bill Johnson came Friday at a California Public Utilities Commission meeting at which he said his company is trying to reduce the chances of wildfires by trimming more trees and using technology to target smaller areas of the grid when fire dangers require power outages.

But Johnson said it could take 10 years before such outages are “really ratcheted down significantly.”

When asked to comment about California’s gaining the prestigious “Third World Shithole” designation, Governor Newsom responded, “It was a tough fight, but I just received Kim Jung-un’s very gracious concession letter….”

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Senator Pocahontas Plans Plundering Plenty Of Pesos To Pauperize Pecunious Plutocrats

1024th percent Robin Hood

**Yes, the ‘Masked Man‘ is not Robin Hood, but Elizabeth Warren’s great, great, great, great granddaddy on her great, great, great, great cousin’s great, great, great, great grand-aunty’s side.

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Ocasio-Cortez and the Economics of ‘Free Shit’

The National Review writes about Democratic-Socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, “Boston University’s Fake-o-Nomics Darling.”  They put it bluntly, “It costs a pretty penny to earn a diploma in stupid.”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez majored in economics, but she doesn’t seem to have learned much.

The annual list price to attend Boston University — including tuition, fees, room, and board — currently rounds out to $70,000. To acquire a degree in economics from this tony institution of higher learning, an undergrad must complete courses in calculus, microeconomic and macroeconomic analysis, empirical economics, statistics, and assorted electives.

Four years, 52 credits and nearly $300,000 later, the school promises that BU economics majors will depart “with a firm understanding of core microeconomic and macroeconomic theory” and the “empirical skills that are essential to applying economic reasoning in our increasingly data-driven world.”

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Trump Punks ‘Crazy’ Bernie Sanders

At a campaign style rally in Wilkes-Barr, PA for Congressman and GOP nominee for U.S. Senate, Lou Barletta, the President took a few moments to light- heartedly  tease Democratic Socialist and all around crazy guy, Bernie “Balloon-hair” Sanders.

Thanks for the memories (and the memes) Crazy Bernie.

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Millennial Mug

It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.

**Thanks Anon in MT

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