You just know there’s a Democrat out there that’s saying, “Sign me up…”
“Green New Deal”
Green New Deal Nose Blowing Demonstration
This ‘Environmentally Sustainable’ method of blowing one’s nose not only eliminates the need to kill trees to make kleenex tissues, but also reinforces the notion that ‘shaking hands’ is no longer relevant to today’s pandemic times.
IQ By AOC – The Green New Infrastructure Deal
“Love the pig you’re with”
Nancy and AOC are looking for “Popular Title” suggestions for their Green New Infrastructure Deal bill. Here are some possibilities to work with–a snip here, a cut there, a little pasting…
Trichinosis: The Threat is Overblown.
Defeat the Big Bad Wolf of Hunger… with Pork.
Pork Your Hunger.
When Pigs Lie…On Your Plate.
It’s Time for a Pork.
You Can’t Fake a Good Porking
Have Pork, Will Travel.
Knife and Pork
Life: Where There is Never a Porking Fee
Be Thinner Than Your Dinner. Eat Pork.
Everybody Porks.
How Cold Was It In Texas, Johnny?
The Empire Strikes Back – It’s Warm Inside A Tauntaun
The Hotel California After The Green New Deal
On a dark desert highway–after the Green New Deal…
“You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave.”
Eagles – “Hotel California” (2013 Remaster)
What Did Socialists Use Before Candles? Hint. You Know That Little Switch On The Wall…
California’s Blackouts Expose Biden-Harris and The Green New Deal
RealClear Energy–This past week, the nation has watched California experiencing its first intentional rolling blackouts since the state’s 2001 energy crisis. Governor Gavin Newsom, pointing out that solar panels don’t work at night and acknowledging the unusually calm winds which don’t move turbines, called the situation “unacceptable.”
That situation, the one created by government leaders supplanting reliable, inexpensive, domestic, abundant fossil fuels for the en vogue yet inadequate green energy, isn’t getting better, either, as the energy demand is only increasing and likely to exceed the record reached in 2006. The Wall Street Journal’s Editorial Board referred to this as “California’s green new normal.”
When The Lights Go Out In The ‘City By The Bay’
Rolling blackouts warned to hit millions in California as California becomes just Another Third World Shithole…
Los Angeles Times–Newsom pledged a full investigation into the cause of the power shortage.
“We’ve always maintained that, a golden oldie, you can’t control the weather, but you can prepare for the weather events,” he said. “And let me just make this crystal clear: We failed to predict and plan [for] these shortages, and that’s simply unacceptable.”
He framed the shortage as a consequence of the state’s transition from polluting gas plants to cleaner sources of energy and said the high demand placed on the grid due to the record heat over the last few days has exposed “gaps in terms of that reliability.”
Journey – Lights (Official Video – 1978)
Trump Declares New National Holiday
To Commemorate the US withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords and Green New Deal, President Trump Declares a new National Holiday.
**/sarc ‘n /Snark