Bruce Lee – The First Jedi Warrior

And some say, they do, the best was he, of all the warriors to come thereafter.

The Next Star Wars Sequel Revealed

Drumroll please…. It’s “The Battle For the Polar Bear Vortex”.

Even An Imperial Stormtrooper’s Dog Needs a Walk

The Ballad of Jedi Clampett

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies

 

Jabba the Harvey and Princess Hillary

Dr. Darth’s Sensitivity Training

Yoda, The Early Years (02)

It’s obvious that Yoda had still yet to master “The Force” when this High School Yearbook photo was taken.  About his sweater, “Criticize you will my Mother’s knitting, but warm I am, so complain I will not.”

Yet to be a Master, Yoda’s Freshman Yearbook Photo

 

Jabba the Trump and Princess Melania

Here’s a storyboard from the proposed 17th episode in the Star Wars saga – “Star Wars: Attack of the MAGA’s.”

Jabba the Trump and Princess Melania in Star Wars – Attack of the MAGA’s