Plumber’s Art – Lightsabers

   
   

The New PyeongChang Olympics ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Ski Event’

The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.

   
   

Bruce Lee – The First Jedi Warrior

And some say, they do, the best was he, of all the warriors to come thereafter.

   
   

The Next Star Wars Sequel Revealed

Drumroll please…. It’s “The Battle For the Polar Bear Vortex”.

   
   

Even An Imperial Stormtrooper’s Dog Needs a Walk

   
   

The Ballad of Jedi Clampett

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies