FakeNews CNN Goes ‘Into the Breach’ Of Climate Change

Breitbart reports that FakeNews CNN’s  “Move to Hudson Yards Proves CNN Knows Global Warming’s a Hoax.

If CNN believes Global Warming is a real and an imminent threat, why did the far-left network agree to move much of its broadcasting operations to a location … right on the water?

Outside of the basement-rated outlet axing more than a hundred jobs on Monday, the big media news this week is CNN’s move to Hudson Yards, which sits right on the coast, right on the Hudson River.

In other words,  CNN has moved to the water’s edge of Manhattan, the very same Manhattan that will be underwater as soon as 2015.

Oops, sorry, that was an old scientific prediction. Obviously, 2015 has passed without Manhattan flooding.

But Manhattan will be underwater as soon as 2018, which can only mean that–

Oh. Sorry again, that was another prediction our global warming scientific experts got wrong. But soon, very soon Manhattan will be underwater because the scientists CNN takes very, very seriously say so.

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Way…, Way Beyond The Planet Of The Apes – AOC’s Green Raw Deal

Here’s the scene 12 years from now after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 12 Year Doomsday AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) prophecy causes the next Ice Age to ravage humanity.

And here’s a much more believable Doomsday prophecy from Charlton Heston in “Planet Of The Apes (1968).  Hint.  Don’t bet against the monkey.


The “Gore Effect” Snows On Senator Amy Klobuchar’s Presidential Run Announcement

Senator Amy Klobuchar announces Candidacy for President in a blizzard – the most perfect example of the “Gore Effect” ever. She’s basing her campaign on fighting, wait for it….Global Warming.  No one will ever pry that “Green New Deal” from her cold, frozen fingers.


So How Cold Is It, Johnny?

Polar Vortex Jan. 29, 2019 WeatherChannel

“Cold” is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit).  More “Cold Jokes” found here.  Canadians, eh? get honorable mention throughout.

65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

60 above zero:  Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.  You can see your breath.

40 above zero: Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.  Italian cars don’t start. Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.  Minnesotans go swimming.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

25 above zero: Ohio water freezes.  Californians weep pitiably.  Minnesotans eat ice cream.  Canadians go swimming, eh?

20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.  Maritimers put on a T-shirt. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.  British cars don’t start.  New York City water freezes.  Miami residents plan vacation further South.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.  Toronto water freezes.  Vancouverites weep pitiably.  Manitobans eat ice cream on the patio.  Maritimers go swimming.

10 above zero:  You need jumper cables to get the car going.

5 above zero:  You can hear your breath.  Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.   Montreal water freezes.

Zero: Miami residents cease to exist. Minnesotans close the windows. Alaskans put on T-shirts.

5 below zero:  French cars don’t start.  You plan a vacation in Mexico.  Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.  Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.  Too cold to ski.  Manitobans do up the top button.   German cars don’t start.  Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

15 below zero:  You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.  Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.

20 below zero:  Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you.  Politicians actually do something about the homeless.  Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.  Japanese cars don’t start.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. American cars don’t start.  Yukoners put on T-shirts.  Too cold to skate.

30 below zero:  German cars don’t start.  Swedish cars don’t start.

40 below zero: Washington, D.C.  finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. Ottawans shovel snow off roof.  Canadians put on sweaters.  Your car helps you plan your trip South.

50 below zero:  Too cold to think.  You need jumper cables to get the driver going.  Congressional hot air freezes.  Alaskans close the bathroom window

60 below zero:  You plan a two week hot bath (if you could only thaw the water).  The St Lawrence freezes over.

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