To Commemorate the US withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords and Green New Deal, President Trump Declares a new National Holiday.
**/sarc ‘n /Snark
*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!
*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.
Breitbart reports that FakeNews CNN’s “Move to Hudson Yards Proves CNN Knows Global Warming’s a Hoax.”
Outside of the basement-rated outlet axing more than a hundred jobs on Monday, the big media news this week is CNN’s move to Hudson Yards, which sits right on the coast, right on the Hudson River.
Oops, sorry, that was an old scientific prediction. Obviously, 2015 has passed without Manhattan flooding.
But Manhattan will be underwater as soon as 2018, which can only mean that–
Oh. Sorry again, that was another prediction our global warming scientific experts got wrong. But soon, very soon Manhattan will be underwater because the scientists CNN takes very, very seriously say so.
Here’s the scene 12 years from now after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 12 Year Doomsday AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) prophecy causes the next Ice Age to ravage humanity.
And here’s a much more believable Doomsday prophecy from Charlton Heston in “Planet Of The Apes (1968). Hint. Don’t bet against the monkey.