Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent. It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game. RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music. And “that’s the way it is“.
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ESPN’s Last Hope – Conehead Jousting
With ESPN’s subscriber base tanking, the Sports Cable Network is looking to it’s newest almost real sports venture, “Conehead Jousting” to save it’s cojones. Will it work? Maybe not so much…