Daily Darwin – Darwin’s WTF Bicycle

Darwin shakes his head as he as he ponders the conundrum of “why anyone would build a two story bicycle” and then actually try to ride it.  “Look Ma, no training wheels.”  Heh.  Or “Look Ma, I’ve fallen and squashed my genomes, and I can’t get up!”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Genius Jousters

Darwin hilariously observes that the genomes of these genius jousters are most certainly larger than their inadequately sized brains.  Which, unfortunately for those self-same genomes, may no longer be true as it is a fact that one’s genomes never retain their original size after a confrontation with a high speed moving object.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – High-Rise Whitewater Rafting Genome

Darwin notes that this high-rise whitewater rafter might think he’s keeping his genomes dry, but taking a plunge from a virtually uncontrollable 6 story raft is guaranteed to splash cold water on that plan.

StreetArt – Wall Turtle

More likely to be discovered in South Central LA than the Galapagos Islands.

Curly Joe Explains Electricity

The likely organ donors, err… students?

Their hapless teacher, err…Curly Joe.

Class dismissed.

Bear Hugs

**Don’t try this at home. Professional driver on a closed course….

Daily Darwin – Genome Buster

Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals –  and other personal parts.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Belly Flop Fail

Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher.  Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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