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Washed Up and Washed Out Madonna Attempts Relevancy During Coronavirus Pandemic

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Carpe Donktum Provides The Background Effects For Madonna’s Ghastly Little Bathtub Performance.

The woman is seriously weird and the scene is so seriously macabre that I feel compelled to put it behind an EYE BLEACH Warning. Click More at your own peril.

You can click Homer to get an eye full…, but remember you were warned

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The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting – updated

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When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

Update: R.E.M’s Mike Mills through their music publisher, Universal Music Publishing Group, filed a copyright complaint forcing the clip of the SOTU Address satire scored with the groups “Everybody Hurts” to be taken down from the Twitter platform.  Played just like a true liberal Mike Mills, First Amendment for me, but not thee.  So far the original has stayed up on YouTube, but we’ll see….

The re-release of the video with Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” is a kickass response.  Smoke on that, Mike.