Erik Wemple, WaPo’s Resident ‘Dim Bulb’ Pontificates On White House Briefing

The lack of Erik Wemple’s capacity for critical thinking is jaw-dropping. He cheers FakeNews CNN and FakeNews MSNBC for ditching a Sarah Sanders White House Briefing that “included national security adviser John Bolton, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and National Economic Council Director Larry Kudlow.” Discussing Venezuela. A revolution, or coup, in our Western Hemisphere. Affecting all of us.  Smart. That certainly seems like a smart choice, Erik. Let’s dig Michael Avenatti out of whatever hole he’s crawled into and put him on another hundred times.

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Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s Newest Client

Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Thanks BrainyQuote

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