Creepy Porn Lawyer And MSM Presidential Favorite, Guilty On All Counts Of Extortion

FakeNews Media Unrepentant.

NBCNews reports, “Michael Avenatti guilty on all counts in Nike extortion case.

Disgraced lawyer Michael Avenatti, who rose to fame representing porn star Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against President Donald Trump, was found guilty Friday of trying to extort up to $25 million from Nike.

The jury’s decision in U.S. District Court in Manhattan came after a three-week trial for the California lawyer, who faces a statutory maximum of 42 years in prison when he is sentenced in June.

Watch as “The Media” Dubs Michael Avenatti ‘Savior of the Republic’.

Erik Wemple, WaPo’s Resident ‘Dim Bulb’ Pontificates On White House Briefing

The lack of Erik Wemple’s capacity for critical thinking is jaw-dropping. He cheers FakeNews CNN and FakeNews MSNBC for ditching a Sarah Sanders White House Briefing that “included national security adviser John Bolton, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and National Economic Council Director Larry Kudlow.” Discussing Venezuela. A revolution, or coup, in our Western Hemisphere. Affecting all of us.  Smart. That certainly seems like a smart choice, Erik. Let’s dig Michael Avenatti out of whatever hole he’s crawled into and put him on another hundred times.

Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s Newest Client

Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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