“Puddin’ Fingers Ron” – MAGA Campaign Ad
“Ron DeSantis loves sticking his fingers where they don’t belong, and we’re not just talking about pudding,” the Trump ad gloats, referring to the 2019 report of the Florida governor tucking into chocolate pudding with three of his fingers – no spoons required.
Joe Biden Gets The ‘Red Pill’…
Administered by way of a M-A-G-A! Red hat.
Norman Rockwell Gives Advice On How To Make America Great Again
Isn’t it amazing how prescient Norman Rockwell was when he painted “The Runaway” in 1958?
MAGA Just Keeps Getting Better Every Day
MAGA Lion Attack Thwarted By Colorado Hiker
Just kidding. I was trying out the newest headline writing style practiced by the Mainstream Media, called “Smolletting”. Here’s the real story brought to you by the ‘real’ CNN.
From CNN, “Runner who suffocated mountain lion with his foot describes the attack.”
When Travis Kauffman went for a run near Fort Collins, Colorado, little did he know his workout would include suffocating a mountain lion.
“I feel like I should go buy a bunch of lottery tickets,” he said.
On Thursday, authorities identified Kauffman as the runner who won a fight-to-the-death struggle last week after the cat ambushed him along the trail.