WeatherTech Super Bowl Ad – Understanding the “Trump Doctrine”

The ad is worth watching again because it puts American First – “Right where it’s supposed to be.”

The Trump Doctrine – “America First, but not Alone.”

All He Wants For Christmas Is A Tattoo Removal Gift Certificate

He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor.  He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date.  So how’d that work out for him?  Not so well, on any account.

For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob.  MAGA!

Happy Anniversary President Trump

It’s been one year since the “votes heard ’round the world” were cast.

Les Deplorables

AGW – Make America Coal Again (MACA)

Ronald’s New MAGA Meals

Trump Draws – My Mount Rushmore Trip

MAGA – Magic Green Hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

Unabashedly pilfered from It Ain’t Holy Water

Congratulations Mr. President and Mrs. First Lady

Will they call this America’s ‘Golden Years’?