Maxine Waters Face-prints Sheets

The New York Times reports, “Maxine Waters’ Image Found On ‘Shroud’ at Motel 6.”  Or maybe, not so much.  It was actually sheets that the image was found on, and, upon further inspection, it appears that Ms. Waters’ excessive makeup simply ‘silk-screened’ itself onto the sheet after an overnight of face sleeping.  Experts say that proper personal hygiene could help prevent such transfers in the future.

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h/t-Diogenes’ Middle Finger

Mad Maxine – “Impeachment Is Whatever I Say It Is”

Granted, according to CNSnews.com, the “I” referred to was Congress, but who quibbles with Auntie Maxine when she’s on a tirade.

“Don’t come here and tell me, ‘Maxine, you keep on doing what you do.’ But when you gonna give me some support?” she asked. “How many of you in your organizations have said, ‘Impeach 45’ ?”

Waters urged the crowd not to get hung up on what law to invoke in the impeachment process:

Impeachment is about whatever the Congress says it is. There is no law that dictates impeachment. What the Constitution says is “high crimes and misdemeanors,” and we define that.