The New York Times reports, “Maxine Waters’ Image Found On ‘Shroud’ at Motel 6.” Or maybe, not so much. It was actually sheets that the image was found on, and, upon further inspection, it appears that Ms. Waters’ excessive makeup simply ‘silk-screened’ itself onto the sheet after an overnight of face sleeping. Experts say that proper personal hygiene could help prevent such transfers in the future.
Match the Headline to the News Organization.
“Cop Watches While Partner Beats Unarmed Black man” – Washington Post
“Cop Cheers Partner While He Beats and Humiliates Unarmed Black man.” – New York Times
“Racist Cop Watches Partner Beat and Humiliate Young Unarmed Black man While His Hands Were Clasped in Prayer. – Politico
Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.” Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….
And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.