Sarah Sanders

FakeNews CNN – “Not Today Jim”

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From the Daily Caller we find that FakeNews CNN’s bad boy, Jim Acosta, has been acting out again at the White House briefing, “ACOSTA ASKS QUESTION ABOUT TRUMP SHOOTING JIM COMEY – SANDERS CRUSHES HIM: ‘NOT TODAY, JIM’.”

CNN’s Jim Acosta and Sarah Sanders had a tense back-and-forth at Monday’s White House press briefing.

Acosta asked about a recent controversial comments by Rudi Gulliani. Rudy told the Huffington Post that Trump needed to be impeached before legal action can be taken against him. “If he shot James Comey, he’d be impeached the next day,” Rudy said, “Impeach him, and then you can do whatever you want to do to him.”

Major Garrett – Take Your Turn On Sarah Sanders’ Press Podium

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At Thursday’s White House Press Briefing we find CBS’ Major Garrett insinuating that White house Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, might be in legal jeopardy over Stormy Daniels briefings, “When you’ve given answers around this general topic you gave us the best information you had at the time. Now it appears your position is you’re not going to comment because it’s ongoing litigation. Have you been advised not to wade into this to protect yourself from any potential legal exposure by giving either false information or information that proves later not to be able to be withstood in court?”

What we suggest is for Ms. Sanders to invite Major Garrett up to the Press Briefing Podium to answer a few questions about CBS News’ own Charlie Rose and his “27 accusers” and the , the “multiple CBS Executives” that covered up Charlie’s little peccadilloes.

‘Haunch of Acosta’

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For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper.  Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.